Desiree’s Retarded Obsession with Her Order of Protection

Desiree insists on fighting, in court, to keep her silly, and entirely impotent, order of protection against Patrick in place – even though it doesn’t adversely affect Patrick, or benefit her. Why? Is she retarded? Meanwhile, Patrick happily uses it as a means to fuck with her. Hooray, law!

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James Has Finally Had Enough of Desiree’s Bullshit

James Pendleton, Desiree’s fiancé, the dude our happy hooker has been sucking a free ride off of for the past year, appears to have finally come to his senses and told the bitch it’s time for her to go.

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My Medical Marijuana Application

Here’s a copy of the medical marijuana card application I was able to get my weed card with. Like most potheads in good health, with no qualifying medical conditions, I lied about suffering from fibromyalgia.

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I Haven’t Taken My Kids to the Dentist Since January 2013!

Like trailer park mothers the world over, I always have time and money for weed and beer, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to be bothered with stupid shit like my kids’ medical and dental care! Yes, it’s been over 3 years since I’ve taken my kids to the dentist. And I am damn proud of how wonderful of a mother I am!

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Oh, to Work at Pima Community College

I recently submitted my resume to Pima Community College for a Systems Analyst type position. Today, they came to this website and had a good, thorough look around. I wonder if they’re going to call me in for an interview?

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Until I Am Destitute and Homeless – Just Like I Did to Him

The news media made a big deal about Patrick saying he would not take down this site until I am “destitute and homeless”. But what they didn’t tell you, is that is exactly what I did to him in 2013. Because of my deliberate actions, Patrick ended up homeless, in a foreign country, with only the clothes on his back and nary a penny in his pocket. He spent 3 months in homeless shelters, doing day labor, while he struggled to get back on his feet.

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I Falsely Testified I Only Did One Interview

On March 28, 2016, I committed perjury in court by falsely testifying that I have only done one news interview about this website. As always, the judge did nothing! He knew I was lying and he let me. This post includes the actual recording of me actually lying in court.

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I Fucked Myself by Doing a Live Interview

The day after the CBC story ran, I did a live interview on a radio show. Because it was live, I contradicted almost everything I had claimed in the CBC and other stories, and admitted a bunch of shit I shouldn’t have. I really fucked myself on this one. This post includes a recording of that entire interview.

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The Time I Abducted a 10 Year Old Child

A recounting of the events surrounding the time I abducted a 10 year old child, brought him to another state, and held him captive for 3 months – from the sociopathic, narcissistic perspective of the abductor. The events described are all factual and supported by police reports; my own written, sworn admissions in court; and my own posts on my Facebook page.

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Why I’ll Never Leave Desiree

James ponders how lucky he is to be with someone as wonderful, loving, and loyal as Desiree, and why he will never leave her, not matter how bad things get.

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Any Moment Now My Son Could Vanish

Mine and Patrick’s son will be turning 16 soon. When he does he will be able to run off to Ontario, Canada and there’s not a fucking thing I can do about it. Chances are he’s going to take off any day now.

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I Wonder What it Must be Like to be James Pendleton

Patrick contemplates what it must be like being Desiree’s fiancé, finding out from this website that she’s been lying to him about everything, and that all the horrid claims about her are actually true.

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NBC Affiliate KVOA Tucson and Matthew Schwartz Are Completely Full of Shit

Matthew Schwartz of KVOA (NBC affiliate) in Tucson, Arizona did a segment on Patrick, Desiree, and this website entitled “Internet Intimidation”. The entire piece was so full of factual errors, and completely from the perspective of Desiree. This post shows, with proof, how incredibly full of shit Matthew Schwartz and that segment are.

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Natalie Clancy and the CBC Are Kinda Pretty Fulla Shit

We review the CBC segment about this website which caused all that ridiculous attention it was getting in early 2016. We show, with hard proof, that the reporter, Natalie Clancy, deliberately withheld evidence and distorted the facts to make the story seem entirely one sided (in Desiree’s favor).

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You See? I Really Was a Stripper…and Prostitute

This website says I was a stripper. I adamantly deny that! Anyway, in this post we include the Pinellas County, Florida police report of the time I was arrested…for being a stripper…at the strip club, where I was working as a stripper!

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The Time I Tried To Sell My Baby

Four months after mine and Patrick’s son was born I was having second thoughts about all this parenting bullshit. I called around, to some adoption agencies, trying to see how much money I could get for him.

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I Finally Admit I Had Patrick Deported – And it Was Recorded!

For years, I’ve been adamantly denying I had anything at all to do with Patrick being deported from the US. Then recently, in family court, I accidentally admitted it in front of the judge – and the whole thing was recorded. The recording is included in this post.

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Desiree and James Hire Hack Attorney to Jack Them Off

Hello!  This is Patrick…and I’m actually writing as Patrick, because it would be difficult, otherwise, to make the kind of outrageous mockery I am about to of Desiree’s and James’ new attorney – Peter Limperis, of Haralson, Miller, Pitt, Feldman […]

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Desiree’s Response to the Time She Tried to Giver Herself an Abortion 5 Months into Her Pregnancy, Causing Her Son to be 3 Months Premature and Blind

Desiree insists the story of her attempting to self-abort her pregnancy, 5 months in, is a lie. But rather than simply obtaining the medical records to prove it, her response was to hire an attorney to try to keep her order of protection against Patrick from being vacated on appeal. If the story really was a lie Desiree could prove that in 5 minutes!

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And Still Desiree Completely Misses the Point

Desiree sees a court order forcing our son to continue in her custody as a “victory”, regardless of what our son actually thinks of her. It is more important to her that she have “possession” of our child, than whether or child loves and respects her.

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Custody Hearing – I Won it All, Bitches! Fuck My Son and What He Wants!

Today, the family court ordered that mine and Patrick’s son is to remain in my custody, and that I, and I alone, shall have full discretion in all decisions about visitation and even telephone contact. I can – and will – completely refuse to allow our son to ever see or speak with his father again!

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The Time I Tried to Induce a Miscarriage at 5 Months

When I was 5 months pregnant with mine and Patrick’s son I tried to force a miscarriage, to give myself an abortion, by repeatedly punching myself in the stomach. As a result, our son was born 3 months premature, is blind in one eye, and has recurring respiratory complications. But still, I insist I’m a wonderful mother!

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The Bitch is Losin’ It

Desiree has never been good at dealing with stress.  She falls apart; increases her narcotic usage; withdraws from the world; takes it out on those around – namely her children, since they can’t really fight back; and guilts whoever her […]

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The Significance of the Bad Stuff Desiree Did 10, 15 Years Ago

If a person did horrible things 15 years ago – and has continued, to this day, to do such things, then what they did 15 years ago is significant because it shows a consistent, lifelong pattern of bad behavior. It shows that is truly a bad person, to their very core.

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Desiree Backs Out of Doing the Dr. Phil Show

A few days ago Patrick was contacted by the Producer of the Dr. Phil show, about the possibility of appearing on the show, to discuss this website.  Of course, he agreed.  How could he pass up the opportunity to confront […]

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An Unexpected Twist in My Marriage to Patrick

Patrick and I were married in August, 2000.  We separated in October, 2001.  Patrick filed for divorce in December 2001.  Soon thereafter, I disappeared from his life and the divorce became a low priority.  Nothing further happened with it and […]

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You Know You’re White Trash When…

Following is a list of typical female, white trash characteristics. If you notice that you have a few of the characteristics it doesn’t necessarily mean you’re white trash – but the more you have the more likely you are white […]

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My Son’s Opinion of This Website

Hello, peoples! I am writing to inform all of those people who keep insisting that Patrick is harming his son by having this website up, what the reality of the situation is. Our son called him this evening.  They chatted.  […]

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That Crazy CBC Story

Good day, friends. First, I have to give props to Natalie Clancy and the folks at CBC for running that story about this website. I mean, I claim this site is ruining my life yet I go to the media […]

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My Desperate Attempts to Get People to Listen to Me

On January 15, Patrick was looking at the access logs of this site and he happened to notice a bunch of hits from the CBC studio in Vancouver.  “Interesting”, he thought.  Over the next few weeks he saw, in the […]

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More Proof of Desiree’s and James’ Stupidity

It would seem that our friends Desiree Capuano and James Pendleton have somehow deluded themselves into believing their simple “no-contact” restraining orders are actually some kind of injunction against free and open speech. In a declaration Desiree recently submitted to […]

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Highlights from My Order of Protection Hearing

As some of you know, James and I recently attended a hearing against Patrick for the Order of Protection I got against him, and the Injunction Against Harassment James got against him. I thought I’d share with you some of […]

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Trashy, Ghetto People and Honoring Agreements

Background A few months ago Patrick sent me a written request (via email), for our son, to visit with him over his winter break. Patrick didn’t expect that I would permit it because I had already told the RCMP that […]

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Did I Happen to Mention I’m an Amazing Hypocrite?

Yes.  I am.  I see nothing wrong with doing things to people, then when they do the same to me I run to the police.  Let me give you two examples: Disseminating Damaging Information In 2012, when Patrick still had […]

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It’s a White Trash Christmas

Just a quick post to say my mother, Teresa Hoffman, came down to Sahuarita, to my beautiful home that I’ve taken over from James, for some Christmas cheer. It’s great when the lowly bottom dwellers get to rise up from […]

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An Objective Review of James Pendleton’s Resume

I, Patrick, have been working, in various capacities, in software development for more than 17 years. During that time I have performed the roles of Project Manager, Team Lead, and Senior Software Engineer. Over the years I have reviewed countless […]

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No, I Would Not Feel Harassed!

When James Pendleton was questioning Patrick on in court the other day, James asked him if he would feel harassed if James were to publish information about him on a website as Patrick has been doing to James. Patrick replied […]

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James Pendleton: Not So Smart After All

The other day my boyfriend, James Pendleton, and I testified in court against my ex-husband, Patrick. As it became obvious to everyone other than James and I that we really had no case, James tried to suggest that Patrick was […]

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Patrick’s Sick Obsession with Desiree Capuano

Yesterday Patrick went to court against Desiree and her boyfriend James Pendleton, to contest the ridiculous Order of Protection and Injunction Against Harassment they respectively obtained against him back in July. During the hearing Pendleton repeatedly made reference to Patrick’s […]

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James’ Security Clearance Under Review

Oh my fucking god!  I can’t believe that stupid fucking faggot asshole Canadian son of a fucking bitch!  That FUCKING ASSHOLE called the Department of Defence OIG and filed a false fucking claim against James (Pendleton) and now James’ security […]

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And Just Where Have All My Loving Friends Gone?

Hello!  This is Patrick – the creator and maintainer of this tribute to the great Desiree Capuano. I have to say, I’m finding it very interesting that I’ve not received more feedback from the supposed many people, the friends and […]

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Of Anal Sex and Cooking Oil

Hello, dear friends.  This is going to be a short one.  I was reminiscing about the good old days when I was still young and good looking and could use sex to get what I want, and I remembered this […]

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Green Valley Hospital, Career Prospects, and this Website

We’re going to break from the usual practice of writing in the first person, from the perspective of Desiree, for the purposes of this post.  Mainly because it wouldn’t make much sense otherwise. Recently, while looking through the access logs […]

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The Ridiculousness of My Harassment Claims Against Patrick

Back in the summer of 2014 I contacted the Phoenix Police and filed a harassment claim against Patrick. In my usual fashion, I portrayed myself as the poor, helpless, innocent victim who had done nothing wrong and who was being […]

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James’ Attempts to Get This Site Taken Down

Anybody with half a brain should be able to realize fairly quickly that this site is not maintained by me.  Even though the content is generally written in the first person, there is a very clear statement at the bottom […]

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I Am a Wonderful Mother!

A good, long time friend recently came to my defence, in a comment to one of my blog posts.  She referred to me as a “wonderful mother”.  And you know what? I AM a wonderful mother!  In this post, for […]

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Why Do My Own Words Keep Biting Me In the Ass?

Recently I talked about how I told Patrick that since I cannot make ICE do anything, then he cannot say that I had him deported – regardless of the fact that I was the one that called ICE and filed […]

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Good Parent or Fascist, Sadistic Dictator?

Despite all of my concerted efforts to keep Patrick from finding out my new address and that I’ve moved in with yet another in my endless stream of dead end boyfriends, it turned out he already new everything – as […]

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Michael Capuano Arreseted for Smackin’ His Bitch Up!

You all remember that I was married to Michael Richard Capuano from 2001 until 2010, right? And you remember how I always used to say he was the greatest man I’d ever been with, right? I mean, that I stayed […]

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I’ve Had My Husband Arrested…Again!

I got an email from Patrick (yes, we’re still married) on the weekend, where he points out that James Pendleton, my current boyfriend that I just moved in with publicly claims to have “Top Secret Security” clearance and that if […]

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My New Home and Job

As you may know, I never stay at one residence for more than 2 years. And, since I was nearing the two year mark at the place on 44th Street, it was time to move. My new home is now […]

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Plumpin’ Up! Trailer Park and Damn Proud of it!

Alright! As you can tell from the picture to the left I’ve been putting on a little weight. Well, okay, a lot of weight. But if you’ve seen pictures of my mother then you know what to expect. But fuck […]

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Income and Expense Declaration

For everyone’s curiosity and enjoyment, I’ve scanned and uploaded the Declaration of Income and Expenses, filed with the family court in January of this year. Attached are four pay stubs. Of particular pride is item number 14, which shows the […]

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Audio Recording of My Arrest

Hey, all! I finally got around to uploading the audio from my arrest on my son’s birthday, 2011. As you can hear, the detectives came to my place looking for Kris for that counterfeit money scheme he was involved in […]

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My Mugshot from My Arrest for Possession of Marijuana

Hi, everyone! I haven’t updated this site in a while so I thought I’d throw something new on here. Nothing too exciting, just the mugshot of me from my arrest for possession of weed. Stupid, right? In this day and […]

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Patrick Choosing to Stay in Canada

I recently received an email from my ex-husband (well, okay, he’s not my ex-husband yet because clearly I still love him, otherwise I wouldn’t have cancelled the divorce proceedings I initiated in Phoenix in 2011, and HE is the one […]

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Medical Marijuana Cards

It seems the State has been cracking down on 24 – 35 year olds claiming to have chronic and debilitating pain caused by fibromyalgia and other unverifiable conditions in order to get their pot legally…oh, shit, wait…I’m one of them. […]

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Useless Education?

So, I finally graduated from University of Phoenix last year with my bachelors in Information Technology – Database Administration (whatever the fuck that means) and here I am still working at the only place that will actually hire a UoP […]

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Looking For a New Job

I don’t know how much more of the stupid, whining I can take from the idiots at work.  I recently started looking for a new job but so far its been slow going.  Apparently the stupid male managers don’t think […]

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