For years now, since 2013, I’ve been denying I had anything at all to do with Patrick being deported from the US.
Well, last week, at our child custody hearing, I slipped and actually admitted it in open court. And, of course, the hearing was recorded and ended up on this website (recording of the full hearing ). But the hearing is kinda long (about 40 minutes), so I’ve extracted the relevant 48 seconds for you:
Fuck! Right? Oh well, by now you all know I’m a compulsive liar anyway, so there’s not much point continuing to try to convince you that I’ve ever told the truth about anything.
You will notice, the Judge’s response was a mere “All right…Okay, well…”. Did he chastise me for lying about it the past 3 years? Hell no! I’m Desiree fucking Capuano, damn it! No judge will ever hold me accountable for anything I’ve done!
So, there you have it: I admit, openly, that yes, I was unable to get custody of our son based on the merits, so I called ICE and filed a false report against Patrick to get him deported so that I could get custody of our son. Even though Patrick had never actually done anything wrong.
I’m a bad person – so what, I have custody of our son and I won’t ever let Patrick have contact with him so long as I do! So, in the end, I win!