Yes! This Website is Still Here, Bitches!

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Good evening, gentle readers!

We’d just like to take a moment and say, to all those whining pussies, feminists, white knights, soccer moms, and anyone else that made a big deal about this website a few months ago when it was on the news:

Suck it! The website is still here, still serving it’s goal of informing the world of what a horrible person Desiree Capuano is.  All of your whining and complaining, all of your talk of getting the government, the police, and the prosecutors to do something about it, has accomplished abso-fucking-lutely nothing!

And because of all your shouting about how much of an asshole I am, the site has received way more notice than it would have if you’d just shut the fuck up and said nothing at all – so thank you for that free publicity.  Because of your incessant bitching, hundreds of thousands of people, including almost ever person, every hiring manager, every recruiter, who lives within 50 miles of Desiree, has seen this site, and knows what a horrible cunt she is.

And tomorrow, and next month, and next year, this website will still be here; still chugging along.

And every day this website continues to make Desiree’s life a little more dreary as it gets harder and harder for her to continue to lie to, and manipulate people.  Every day Desiree gets a few steps closer to that inevitable rock bottom.

Hate me if you want, but you know what – the bullshit between Desiree and I is none of your fucking business!

Sincerely,

Patrick

6 Responses to Yes! This Website is Still Here, Bitches!

  1. melissa o'connor says:

    personally i am happy that this site is still up and running. i look in every day, sometimes several times just to see what new BS she is up to. this is way better than a soap opera on tv.

    • Patrick says:

      Glad to hear that. Hopefully there will be some new and entertaining stuff to add soon. Seems like Desiree is near the end of her rope with James so with any luck she’ll be on the street, turning tricks for her drug money. Cheers!

      • eagle northwest says:

        I agree with melissa about the soap opera effect. Slow days browsing this melee…but just curious, we’ve heard from the two plump marshmallows (your ex and her fiance) but we haven’t heard anything or you haven’t posted reactions from Mike Capuano or Kris Lachner. Mike seems to be some sort of mystery dude who doesn’t get angry about this website. Maybe you can ask them for a reaction, like be the beat reporter Natalie Clancy isn’t. What about their dogs? Are they pissed their photos are posted? LMAO

        • Patrick says:

          Ha! Good on you to wonder about Kristopher and Michael.

          Kristopher is currently serving an 8 year prison sentence, so I don’t think we’d hear much from him until 2020 (or somewhere around there). As I understand it, he’s picked up new charges since he’s been in prison, so that 8 years may go longer. If you’re curious, the police reports relating to the cases he’s currently serving for, are on the legal page – the ones from 2012/2013. And, I have more police reports, recorded police interviews, et cetera, from the shoplifting of the AR-15, coming.

          Michael? I agree, I’m kind of surprised we haven’t heard anything from him. My experience with him is that he’s not a “bad” guy (like Lauchner is a “bad” guy), but he’s very, very, very trashy – but you can probably tell that from the photos on this site. Judging from the photos with the police report from last summer (the domestic violence complaint), he looks like he’s been hitting the meth incredibly hard. But honestly, I really don’t think he cares much about being referenced on this website…like I said, he’s extremely trashy. I’m guessing he thinks it’s cool.

          And as for Natalie Clancy: she’s a hack! Not much more I can say about her:)

          And the dogs? Fuck ’em. The can’t read anyway!

        • Patrick says:

          If you’re curious, you can find Lauchner’s current and past DOC information on the Arizona Department of Corrections website at https://adconline.azcorrections.gov/Inmate_DataSearch/PrintInmate.aspx?ID=169677.

  2. T gaz says:

    Keep up the good work. 😆

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